Love, radiance and birdsong… It was a rainy day when Odeon surprised Grace next. She was busy picking apples, and saw him waving at her from afar. He was drenched. She was tempted to run, but even from at her distance, she could tell that… Read More
All posts filed under “rampant anthropomorphism”
She’s a Mean Old H4 Bus, Cpt 4: Moises “Emperor Crush” Romero
Emperor Crush had once been a fat little boy named Moises in the fifth grade at Sacred Heart School, between Mount Pleasant Street and Park Road and also Sixteenth and Park. He and Charlotta had played in the Mount Pleasant soccer League together, both the… Read More
Random Skeevy Writing Contest vs NPR
Once upon a time, a long time ago, I decided to make a brave second attempt at submitting something of mine to a literary contest. The first literary contest I’d ever entered was most likely a scam. I had to send them my piece and… Read More
Empowering Pathos
When animals are sad I know creatures who’d rather die before they wait, I don’t see them around anymore. I know of a bird whose soul got so sad, He lost his heart to open wings and soar. And you don’t know how painful pain… Read More
Yet Another Day with Odeon
The Lord of Beasts decides to be a human for a while. When he falls in love with a woman, life for this were-horse gets very odd, very fast.
Captain Huggyface
Carnivory 2 needs a little more time. Which is a good thing, actually… Dear fellow writers, there is something that must be brought to your attention. Did you know how awesome the learn-to-read shows are for kids these days? Never thought about re-visiting them? Are… Read More
Young, delusional and restless
Ten. After the entire galaxy saw the pet woman Emperor Crush kept on a bondage collar, the Hunter rebels were able to take more power in the Senate by leaps and bounds. Then also, of course, the shame of Crush’s worse traits being shown to… Read More
Paperclip Safari 6: The Blackest Friday
And so, the mighty Silverback Titan emerged from the frozen earth, looking for his lost pack (of paperclips). Titan missed his mate Strawberry the most. And the cub, little Pipa. The two juveniles he could leave–and Titan grated silvery metal jaw as he hopped along,… Read More
Paperclip Safari 5: Paperclip Savers Are Environmentalists Too
Did you know that even some of nature’s greatest and solitary beasts will come together in times of distress? The Bald Eagle is an example. Normally solitary when not part of a mated pair, bald eagles will defend territories and are unafraid of fighting showy… Read More
Paperclip Safari 4: The Origin of Office Supplies Species
What happens when you google ‘the origin of the wild paperclip’ and nothing substantial comes up? Well, another great thing about Washington, DC, is that you can find any wonderful book about any topic your heart might dream of… at the Library of Congress. While… Read More

