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Straight Outta WordPress

Finally done, so I deserve a drink! Welcome to Randitty’s new home on the interwebs. WordPress is facilitating this shiny new look which makes it far easier to find all my fiction stories. As always, there is a feature story each month. In September, I will be updating the bi-weekly bedtime story “When Red Expands.” On Saturdays in September, I’ll be featuring my new webcomic Cat City.

And there are tons–trust me–tons of other stories on this blog that I have divided into sections on the left side of the page:

  • Bad Romance – Yeah, a lot like Lady Gaga’s songs, these are pretty crazed.
  • Bedtime Stories – Visit the blog on Tuesday and Thursday nights to read the current bedtime story series: “When Red Expands.”
  • Epic Spiritual Journeys – Cymen Ruecross, a talking unicorn, Aisha the baby elephant and more.
  • Five Minute Stories – Odd laugh-out-loud stories perfect for your lunch break.
  • Reckless Adventure – A sea priestess and a pirate-king walk into a bar… seriously, this is the premise for one of the full-length novellas, “Mi’Raah.” You can imagine how those other adventure stories go…

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Meet Ink the Sphinx

newsletter header 2Ink is a sphinx who became the blog’s mascot after I needed to draw something that would reflect how I feel about myself and writing, but also be simple enough to suit as cover art.

Long-time readers of Randitty might have noticed that the blog background has sometimes been, um, insane? Like, me re-drawing something new every month, akin to some unholy instinct to re-paint one’s nails, times a hundred… I’ve gleefully crafted everything from a plaid photoshopped wolf to tiny cobalt losenge menu buttons for a sheer, icy wintertime theme.

But now, for practical purposes, including keeping my sanity, there is just one background. A Black woman with a lion’s paw… Read More

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A Day with Odeon, Part 3

In which Grace still doesn’t… get the whole were-horse dealie.

Odeon did not make any other excuses for his horse as the evening went on.  That made things begin to be… uncomfortable, somehow.

“What’s her name?” Grace smiled up at him later from where they sat munching on apples in the grass.  Odeon and the woman leaned up against an apple tree, while their two horses grazed in the distance.  A basket of apples he helped her pick sat between them.

“Why does she need a name?”

“Why…?  Well, what do you call her?”

“Why do men need to name everything?  If she is the horse that I want I go and I get her.  When I have her, she knows who I am and I know her…”

“But… you have other horses… when you talk about one of them, how will other people know which one you are referring to?”

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A Day with Odeon, Part 2

Love, radiance and birdsong…

It was a rainy day when Odeon surprised Grace next. She was busy picking apples, and saw him waving at her from afar. He was drenched. She was tempted to run, but even from at her distance, she could tell that he was shivering. Against her better judgment, she invited him inside.

“Where is your horse on this day? What is her name again?”

“Her name is Radiance.” Odeon smiled. “We decided on it after visiting you the first time—she just couldn’t stand not having a name like your horse.”

And the elegant white mare came galloping across the field then. She kicked and danced, then marched up directly behind Odeon, who hadn’t turned his head through any of the spectacular display. As if, near mythical creature or not, he’d seen it all from Radiance before…

“Yes, Daisy has… a good name. But yours is beautiful, Radiance.”

Radiance let her muzzle be painted, then danced out of Odeon’s grasp a little, pleased at her ability to be so charming, she could get treated as well as any talking sort of animal.

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When Red Expands, 1: Mistress Howlar-haelia Turim

Milk-red expands and expands. You awaken. You see your knees raised under night-blue covers in front of you. Your back is resting on the pillow. The book is still in your lap. That shadow… your coat hanging on the doorknob, so yes, it’s okay… it’s not anyone at all. Warmer red. Eyes must have slipped shut again… the red expands…

What was it the temp said, at work today? About the date typed wrong. How do you misspell Wendsday? Wendsay? Wednesday? It’s stupid.

The red, simmering, expands…

At lunch, they put mayonnaise on the sandwich after you were explicit, said no—threatened no, and your sword drawn. The golden one, with the chink in the blade. How dare they?

Boiling red now, she expands.

Your book drops to the floor. It must have slipped from your lap when you moved to lay flat. You heard it. Should you go get it? Trip over it in the morning… Turim will get it. She is a good beast, Turim. Walks herself. Hunts for herself and feeds herself. One day, the two of you will conquer beautiful Draenia together…

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Madoka Magica and Me

Sometimes when you’re writing or doing something else creative, you need to stop and take a break because you feel drained. I recently experienced a one-two knock out punch version of this.If a jet plane runs out of fuel, it can’t run. And you can’t just put anything in the tank because it’s a friggin jet plane. Maybe it’s even an Anti Stealth Radar Jet the Su-37/35 F-22 which is argued to be the most powerful jet plane in the world (at least when I just now Googled it)… but, to anyone who reads and wants to understand writers, or writers who seek to better understand themselves, [or, okay, okay, to the annoying people who never understand me >:-( ] it is a lot like that. You don’t just have any need, you have a specific writer’s need, and you need writer-food when you are spent. Read More

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High School’s a Zoo…

Georgina raised her head when they asked her.

She shut her eyes, the long lashes perfect, curved lips flush and sensuous, and what a lovely neck she had. Nearly clear, almost golden, but no tan. No, she was their spokesmodel for a reason — the fair epitome of being ‘born with it’ — the plastic banner “Maybelline” lifted gently at its edge as the fan passed to point at that end of the auditorium.

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Can your beliefs conquer suffering?

Today, while I was feeling burned out after a day of work, thinking of all I wanted to do with my life but hadn’t yet done, these hopeless words I once wrote came to me:

“Belief is only belief, but suffering will always be suffering.”

I’ve written several stories about women who are desperately frustrated that, because of their exceptionally shitty place in society in certain situations, they feel there is nothing more they can do to help themselves. Made damsels not by real dragons skulking between them, the moat and the charming prince (or goal), but because of… well… bullsh*t happening in their lives.

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Happy Anniversary, Randitty!

I raised my head up from the fog of novel writing and realized that it’s been six years already since I first launched this blog. Randitty has been so much fun to write stories and create artworks for… but why try to write out my excitement and exuberance?

Check me out, man!

Correction: Hippo lost his hair in the fire. He didn’t get it there…

I’m still on hiatus, busy finishing up my novel-in-progress of eight years. But, there is plenty, and I mean puh-lenty of meaty, juicy stories to read all over the blog…

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