Before we get to the finale story for this year, let’s take a moment and reflect on the madness which is Randitty’s ever-changing blog art:

Each feature story on this blog is planned with a corresponding page design.  The banner, backgrounds, and even positioning of the sidebar and main wrapper change for every flight of fiction, since I think it’s far more fun for the entire reading experience to be thought of as a work of art.  At present, I’m working on code that will unite blog posts with their monthly templates, so that it will possible to enjoy feature stories in their shiny, natural habitats.  In the meantime, you can always view all the blog designs for previous feature stories on the new Story Artseses page.

And why all the strange slang?  I’m not amused with anything that doesn’t sound DC-street-fabulous, on this blog.

Next:  Jawbreak Blue takes a great big, dramatic breath (when the Redskins do something unthinkable), and then holds it for… I have no idea how long it will take, honestly.  So, please don’t try holding your breath for the duration of fictional plot-tension at home, folks.